egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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#puns #about me

“oh man i have this blacklisted maybe i should click it and make sure i REALLY hate it” — me being a FUCKING idiot (via mrdicaprios)

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Anonymous asked: Can't you imagine it? If James and Lily were alive when Harry and Ron crashed the Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow and the next day Harry gets a Howler and the whole Gryffindor table would be like 'Oh he's going to get chewed out' and then the Howler explodes and it's full of effusive praise. 'HARRY POTTER, THAT WAS TRULY INSPIRED. CRASHING A CAR INTO A TREE. NOT EVEN PADFOOT WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. YOU'RE LIVING UP TO THE MARAUDER BLOOD THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.'

believeinprongs:

AND HARRY SITS THERE TRYING NOT TO SMILE AS HE HEARS LILY IN THE DISTANCE GOING “NO JAMES NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.”

"LiLY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF TRUE INHERITANCE."

AND RON’S LIKE “HARRY I HATE YOU SO MUCH”



  • Me: Not pregnant
  • Me: Honor student
  • Me: Not on drugs
  • Me: Never been in legal trouble
  • Me: Hard worker
  • Me: Not an alcoholic
  • Parents: Cool
  • Me: Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
  • Parents: OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
  • Me: Oh okay.


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starkly-amazing:

whenyouwishupondisney:

our-fate-lives-within-us:

itstumblingwithgrace:

My sister and I have a headcanon that Jane is Belle and the Beast’s grandaughter.

and I think this further proves our point…

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Which would explain why she understand Tarzan, he sort of reminds me of Beast in attitude…. he is sort of a Beast… hmmm. I like your headcanon. 

I agree. Professor Porter said that she got her wild stories from her mother. Belle had wild stories, which turned out to be true, just like Jane’s story about Tarzan was true.

Yesss.  This.  I like.

Also is it just me or does the teapot look creepy when it doesn’t have Mrs. Potts’ face?

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